Unlikely Things to Name after TRUMP

Now I have been a major fan of this TV Show The Apprentice. I started watching it last year and I have so far watched the first five seasons completely and some episodes of the sixth as well. I appreciate the concept of the whole show. Irrespective of the fact that the guy/gal who becomes the apprentice is not always a semi-moron, I have always liked the business and the social aspect of the show. But apart from all that, I have liked the way Donald Trump shows off his riches. I really am of the opinion that if you have the money, you should flaunt it big time. There is no point being very succesful and having a lot of money and not letting others know about it.

But that is not what this blog is all about. This blog post is about the name TRUMP. Trump has put his name in everything that he does. I really like that and at the same time, it gives me an opportunity to think of all the things that he has missed out. My esteemed roommate suggested a few things that TRUMP could possibly venture into and put his name on that. Here are a few:

1) TRUMP Undertaker Services

2) TRUMP Sperm Banks

3) TRUMP Tissue Paper

4) TRUMP Books for IIT-JEE (Published by JPNP)

5) TRUMP Latrines

6) TRUMP Slaughterhouse/Meat Packing

7) TRUMP Maxi Pads

TRUMP Cocaine/Heroin/LSD

9) TRUMP Balls

10) TRUMP Call Centers

11) TRUMP Janata Party

12) TRUMP Condoms

13)TRUMP Escort Services

14)TRUMP Cleaners

15) TRUMP Arracks

So these are some of the things that we thought of. Needless to say, the list is really a disgrace to TRUMP just for the fact that it is only illustrative and by no means exhaustive. So please feel free to give your thoughts on all the things that could possibly bear the TRUMP name. It shall be duly acknowledged.

PS: Finally, I came to know how good music sounds when your brain cells are extra alert after performing certain activities. Damn it sounded good!