Dedication to Die-Bitch..
This post is a dedication to the memory of one of the dumbest and most stupid dogs ever to roam the hostels of NITK- Die Bitch. I first remember it from my 2nd year in the 3rd hostel block. It was such a dumb dog that it used to wag its tail at those who shouted abuses at it. Poor thing it once got stuck in the collapsible gate and howled and howled for over an hour while all the guys who cared for it tried to rescue it.
And then in the 3rd year it stabbed us all and went off to 8th block probably for greener pastures (read better leftovers from the better acclaimed 8th block mess). We could spot it once in a while dangling itself from a window sill trying to accomplish God-only-knows-what. This lead some of the guys to make Die-Bitch part of ludicrous PJs like:
What would you call Die-Bitch if it died by getting electrocuted in the powerhouse?
Ans: Dead Bitch!!
She became some sort of a celebrity when she had an Orkut community just for her and her fans. But DB’ s influence and presence diminished vastly in the 3rd year and now, in the final year, as I was once passing through the Hockey field, I saw a the rotting body of a dog and so decided to take the longer way around. Little did I know that the body was that of DB’s.
There are various theories put forth to explain the sad and untimely demise of DB. None so credible than the possibility of it getting repeatedly humped by the big pack of lecherous dogs that beat around the NITK campus looking for easy preys. I mean that its a big possibility considering all the scenes that we final year guys have been witnessing outside the 8th block and Final block. Sample this:
Just the other night, at around 8, I go to final block to have my dinner and upon entering the block, I find a dog and its bitch involved in what can be termed as a feverish experience to the two. 20 minutes later, I finish my dinner and head back and what do I see? Their feverish experience is apparently yet to reach its climax! God damn it man!
And the other night, there was this huge orgy wherein all the dogs had unanimously decided to screw all rules and party! And what a sight it was! (I am about to puke…)
Thus considering these recent sightings, it is only fair to presume that DB died due to the excessive humping it received at the hands of God-only-knows how many dogs.
And thus, in the end, Die Bitch truly lived up to its name and now, as a thing of the past, it is truly a Dead Bitch.
Rust in Peace.