Wastage Kannada Rhyme

I saw this post here (Apparently he didn’t appreciate the dumb part!) and I just burst out laughing!  It has been one of the dumbest and wastage piece of Kannada ever written. I am not even going to make an effort to translate it as it is only going to diminish the dumb effect it intends to create. All I will tell is that it is about a dumb guy who ends up doing some dumb stuff. So here it goes:

ondhu dina peddana heNdti laadu maaDiddlu
yaaru nodabaaradendu Dabbil muchchittlu
allinda bandha pedhdha baggi noDida
illinda bandha pedhdha baggi noDida
chendu chendu chendu endu aatavaaDida
pedhdha aatavaaDida

ondhu dina peddana heNdti koDbaLe maaDiddlu
yaaru nodabaaradendu Dabbil muchchittlu
allinda bandha pedhdha baggi noDida
illinda bandha pedhdha baggi noDida
baLe baLe baLe endu kaige haakkonDa
pedhdha kaige haakkonDa

ondhu dina peddana heNdti mysore pak maaDiddlu
yaaru nodabaaradendu Dabbil muchchittlu
allinda bandha pedhdha baggi noDida
illinda bandha pedhdha baggi noDida
soapu soapu soapu endu snana maaDida
pedhdha snana maaDida

ondhu dina peddana heNdti kesari baath maaDiddlu
yaaru nodabaaradendu Dabbil muchchittlu
allinda bandha pedhdha baggi noDida
illinda bandha pedhdha baggi noDida
gandha gandha gandha endu maige baLkonda
pedhdha maige baLkonda

ondhu dina peddana heNdti manchada mele malagiddaLu
yaaru nodabaaradendu kambli muchchikondaLu
allinda bandha pedhdha baggi noDida
illinda bandha pedhdha baggi noDida
sathlu sathlu sathlu endu benki hachidha!!!!!!

How much dumber can you get?!!??

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About Akshay N R

Civil Engineer by Profession; Dudeist by Religion. Also allergic to mediocrity.

Posted on May 25, 2008, in Arbit, My sense of Humour, Nonsense and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. yaaru nodabaaradendu kambli muchchikondaLu??
    Pray do tell me… WHY?

  2. Maga, Last paragraph was too much 🙂

  3. @Kitta
    The Last Para was indeed too much but what is even more interesting is to see what caught LOGIK’s attention!
    He was not at all the least perturbed about the burning part…instead he happens to be just curious about what the wife was doing under the sheets!!!
    I guess thats LOGIK being LOGIK!!

  4. @N.R: Indeeed, thats the bit that caught my attention. See, He was doing all sorts of weird things with objects. Most of those acts had a double-entendre associated with it. So naturally my twisted mind thought that something you-know-what is going to happen to Missus.Pedda
    That dint happen unfortunately. Too bad, I dint create this. The ending would have been “Parental Advisory”.

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