SCENE 2: South Park Elementary School
Kids and their parents are in the school meeting the teachers in a classroom. The meeting is almost over. Principal Victoria, Mr. MacKey and Mr. Garrison are finishing sitting next to each other behind a table and discussing among themselves.
Principal Victoria : I just hope it gets over soon. I need to reach my book club meeting in less than an hour.
MR. MACKEY : (consults a list) Well lets see…. Kyle Browlowski-done. Stan Marsh-done. Wendy-done. Eric Cartman-thank god THATS over! Hmmm okay lets see who is remaining here…hmmm okay…hmmm okay..HA! Timmy!
(Silence in classroom. Nobody responds)
MR. MACKEY : Timmy! Is Timmy here?
(Again no response)
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA : MR. MACKEY did you inform Timmy’s parents about the meeting?
MR. MACKEY : Well actually PRINCIPAL VICTORIA Timmy has not attended school since a long time.
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA : What?? Why wasn’t I told about it? Have you contacted his parents about this?
MR. MACKEY : (Hesitates) Well I did kinda tell them sometime back….hmm okay..
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA : What do you mean kinda?
MR. MACKEY : Well I did call them, hmmm okay….but there was this communication gap you see…hmm okay
MR. MACKEY calls a number on a phone.
MR. MACKEY : Hello..is Timmy there?
Voice (at the other end) : Richard!!!
MR. MACKEY : Not Richard…I am looking for Timmy…okay?
Voice : Richard!!!!!
MR. MACKEY : Hello…is this Timmy’s house?
(thinks aloud and checks his phone directory) Did I get the right number here??
MR. MACKEY : (Looks confused. Thinks what to do for a moment.)
Voice: (Confused as well) Ri..cha..rd.??
MR. MACKEY: Hmmm..okay
(Timmy’s father Richard is shown on a wheelchair answering the phone)
Richard: Richard…..Richard??? Richard!!!!!!
BACK TO PRESENT
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA : Well you better call them again MR. MACKEY
(Shot changes to STAN, KYLE, CARTMAN AND KENNY seated in the classroom.)
Stan : Guys, any of you seen Timmy?
Kyle : I haven’t seen him in months dude!
Kenny : (Muffled) Me neither!
Stan : We gotta find him before he gets himself into any trouble.
ERIC CARTMAN : Guys guys aren’t we forgetting the important question here??
(All 3 of them think for a moment)
Stan : What is it Cartman?
ERIC CARTMAN : Who is Timmy??!!?
Kyle : God damn you Cartman! Have you already forgotten Timmy? He was our friend who was in a wheelchair!
ERIC CARTMAN (Suddenly remembering): Oh yeah our retarded friend who was always drooling! Now I remember! Where has he been all these days?
Stan : Lets check at his home….
(Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny leave the classroom)
TO BE CONTINUED…