Timmy Returns : Scene 2
SCENE 2: South Park Elementary School
Kids and their parents are in the school meeting the teachers in a classroom. The meeting is almost over. Principal Victoria, Mr. MacKey and Mr. Garrison are finishing sitting next to each other behind a table and discussing among themselves.
Principal Victoria : I just hope it gets over soon. I need to reach my book club meeting in less than an hour.
MR. MACKEY : (consults a list) Well lets see…. Kyle Browlowski-done. Stan Marsh-done. Wendy-done. Eric Cartman-thank god THATS over! Hmmm okay lets see who is remaining here…hmmm okay…hmmm okay..HA! Timmy!
(Silence in classroom. Nobody responds)
MR. MACKEY : Timmy! Is Timmy here?
(Again no response)
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA : MR. MACKEY did you inform Timmy’s parents about the meeting?
MR. MACKEY : Well actually PRINCIPAL VICTORIA Timmy has not attended school since a long time.
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA : What?? Why wasn’t I told about it? Have you contacted his parents about this?
MR. MACKEY : (Hesitates) Well I did kinda tell them sometime back….hmm okay..
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA : What do you mean kinda?
MR. MACKEY : Well I did call them, hmmm okay….but there was this communication gap you see…hmm okay
MR. MACKEY calls a number on a phone.
MR. MACKEY : Hello..is Timmy there?
Voice (at the other end) : Richard!!!
MR. MACKEY : Not Richard…I am looking for Timmy…okay?
Voice : Richard!!!!!
MR. MACKEY : Hello…is this Timmy’s house?
(thinks aloud and checks his phone directory) Did I get the right number here??
MR. MACKEY : (Looks confused. Thinks what to do for a moment.)
Voice: (Confused as well) Ri..cha..rd.??
MR. MACKEY: Hmmm..okay
(Timmy’s father Richard is shown on a wheelchair answering the phone)
Richard: Richard…..Richard??? Richard!!!!!!
BACK TO PRESENT
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA : Well you better call them again MR. MACKEY
(Shot changes to STAN, KYLE, CARTMAN AND KENNY seated in the classroom.)
Stan : Guys, any of you seen Timmy?
Kyle : I haven’t seen him in months dude!
Kenny : (Muffled) Me neither!
Stan : We gotta find him before he gets himself into any trouble.
ERIC CARTMAN : Guys guys aren’t we forgetting the important question here??
(All 3 of them think for a moment)
Stan : What is it Cartman?
ERIC CARTMAN : Who is Timmy??!!?
Kyle : God damn you Cartman! Have you already forgotten Timmy? He was our friend who was in a wheelchair!
ERIC CARTMAN (Suddenly remembering): Oh yeah our retarded friend who was always drooling! Now I remember! Where has he been all these days?
Stan : Lets check at his home….
(Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny leave the classroom)
TO BE CONTINUED…
Posted on March 30, 2009, in Arbit, My sense of Humour, Serious Writing, South Park and tagged cartman, kyle, script writing, Serious Writing, south, South Park, south park script, timmy. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.