Scene 3: TIMMY RETURNS!!
SCENE 3 : TIMMY’S HOUSE
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny go to Timmy’s house and ring the bell. After sometime, Richard (Timmy’s father), a middle aged mentally retarded man in a wheelchair opens the door. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny don’t know who he is. Silence ensues while they are surprised and are not sure how to react.
ERIC CARTMAN : Who the f*** is this??!??
Kyle (to the other 3) : Guys I think this is Timmy’s father.
Kyle: Err….Mr. Richard, is Timmy here? We haven’t seen him in a long time.
Richard suddenly gets hysterical and starts moving his wheelchair around in a violent manner while continuously screaming “RICHARD! RICHARD!” Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny are taken aback by this behaviour.
Stan: Mr. Richard we just wanted to know if Timmy was here.
Richard stops his erratic behaviour and goes into a room in the house. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny follow him into the room. There we see Timmy in a wheelchair totally engrossed watching Television. He doesn’t notice anyone coming into the room.
Stan : Hey Timmy! What have you been doing dude? Why have you not been coming to school?
Timmy doesn’t respond to Stan. He is fully engrossed in the Television.
Timmy : Timmeh!!!
Kyle: What is he watching?
SCRUBS is shown to be playing on the television. Timmy yells “TIMMEH!!”, apparently finding every dialogue amusing while Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny just stare blankly at the TV.
Stan : Dude What the f*** is this?
ERIC CARTMAN : Yeah! This show looks pretty retarded! Who the f*** watches this show?
Kenny (muffled) : Timmy does.
ERIC CARTMAN : Oh yeah Timmy is retarded alright!
Kyle : Hey Timmy! Its us, your friends from school.
Timmy : (continues to enjoy the show not noticing any of them) Timmeh!!!!!
Stan : Dude what the f*** is going on here? How can anyone get addicted to this nonsense?
Kyle : You are right dude…This shits not even remotely funny! But Timmy seems to be enjoying it!
(PAUSE while Stan discovers something)
Stan : Wait a minute!
Stan goes near the Television and finds a DVD of SCRUBS all seasons with a caption beneath that reads : FOR RETARDS, BY RETARDS! Stan also finds some instructions for playing the DVD and reads it aloud:
Stan : “PLAY THE DVD ONCE AND IT WILL AUTOMATICALLY REPEAT FOREVER.”
Kyle : Dude Timmy has been watching this show all this time! Man! This is some serious f***ed up shit!
ERIC CARTMAN : Or guys, is this like one of those shows, which are so retarded, that it is used to give people like Timmy a superiority complex? Think of it guys…it makes sense.
Kyle : Cartman! Such shows DO NOT exist! Timmy doesn’t need to be given a dose of superiority complex. He is fine by himself!
ERIC CARTMAN : Oh really Kyle?? You call THIS (pointing at Timmy drooling in a wheelchair enjoying SCRUBS) as being fine by himself?? And what about yourself Kyle? You may have also gotten to where you are by watching other retarded videos that are made specifically for retarded Jews!
Kyle : God Damn you Cartman! I was not and am not retarded!
ERIC CARTMAN : What makes you so sure Kyle? If a Jew was retarded, he wouldn’t know about it would he?
Stan : That’s enough! Guys we gotta think of a way to get Timmy de-addicted from this stupid TV Show.
Timmy (completely oblivious to everything around him) : Heee Haaaa haaaa Timmeh!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED…
Posted on April 2, 2009, in Arbit, My sense of Humour, Serious Writing, South Park and tagged car, cartman, kyle, scri, script writing, scrubs, SOU, south, South Park, south park script, stan, tim, timmy. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.